hey wha(date me)t’s up?????
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
Wow. That took guts.
At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
Oh my goood
“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
XD u mad bro forever alone derp
ew don't reference memes those are so lame pls stop
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